Stella Nyanzi

When I facebooked the bare buttocks’ truth of his utterances about not being our servant but a freedom fighter, I was abducted, thrown into jail, accused of silly charges and threatened with mental examination.

But the man is a liar. From his mouth fall living toads, venomous snakes, and poisonous spiders.

From his mouth emanates farts, bile, and defecate.

He lies shamelessly, even when it is obvious to the densest observers. He is lying about his age – whether he is lying now, or he lied before.

And the witnesses to these lies tell us that they are Born Again believers. Liars, just – the whole lot of them!

Come to my house and arrest me for this Facebook post as well.